Comments on: A rotten pear http://www.sarahjames.com.au/articles/2008/06/11/a-rotten-pear/ Homepage of Sarah James, Author of Midwife Wisdom, Mother Love Sun, 05 Sep 2010 09:27:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.2 By: justin and freya http://www.sarahjames.com.au/articles/2008/06/11/a-rotten-pear/#comment-3752 justin and freya Sat, 14 Jun 2008 11:37:52 +0000 http://www.sarahjames.com.au/articles/2008/06/11/a-rotten-pear/#comment-3752 Guys A fitting Australian lesson is required for Mr "I am tougher than 10yr olds" Follow these dircetions (good are in the mail) Find his car and proceed to remove hubcaps, INSERT 3 X 4 and 20 PIES in each hubcap and replace, smear 1 bottle of Big Red tomato sauce over windscreen (front and rear), smear copious ammounts of vegimite under all door handles and wipe over headlights. Insert 10-20 Mars Bars up exhaust pipe until a nice solid choclate plug is formed then simply sit back and enjoy what should be a great introduction to some Australian Icons. If he doesn't drive a car simply subsitite as follows: Shoes for hubcaps glasses for windscreen pockets for door handles and I'm sure you can think of somewhere for the Mars Bars For good measure I'd also leave a rotten pear in his bag when you leave. Guys

A fitting Australian lesson is required for Mr “I am tougher than 10yr olds”

Follow these dircetions (good are in the mail)
Find his car and proceed to remove hubcaps, INSERT 3 X 4 and 20 PIES in each hubcap and replace, smear 1 bottle of Big Red tomato sauce over windscreen (front and rear), smear copious ammounts of vegimite under all door handles and wipe over headlights. Insert 10-20 Mars Bars up exhaust pipe until a nice solid choclate plug is formed then simply sit back and enjoy what should be a great introduction to some Australian Icons.

If he doesn’t drive a car simply subsitite as follows:
Shoes for hubcaps
glasses for windscreen
pockets for door handles
and I’m sure you can think of somewhere for the Mars Bars

For good measure I’d also leave a rotten pear in his bag when you leave.

]]> By: sue r http://www.sarahjames.com.au/articles/2008/06/11/a-rotten-pear/#comment-3736 sue r Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:23:19 +0000 http://www.sarahjames.com.au/articles/2008/06/11/a-rotten-pear/#comment-3736 Well,well,you two,we didn't have to send you overseas to unveil your competative natures!!!!(i mean that in the nicest possible way!). Yes the kids shouldn't have to go through all the traumas of learning a new language by themselves.Will you want your original tutor back? Poor Kai,Can just imagine how he felt.Happy holidays!!! Well,well,you two,we didn’t have to send you overseas to unveil your competative natures!!!!(i mean that in the nicest possible way!). Yes the kids shouldn’t have to go through all the traumas of learning a new language by themselves.Will you want your original tutor back? Poor Kai,Can just imagine how he felt.Happy holidays!!!

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